fishingboatproceeds:

Since the TFIOS movie became available On Demand and for digital download and people can now pause and zoom in and stuff, many people have asked who wrote the pages of An Imperial Affliction that appear in the movie.
I did. Executive producer Isaac Klausner asked me to write four pages (the two you see here and the final two pages of the book) for the movie edition of An Imperial Affliction, so I did. In this passage, Anna is recalling intense pain breaking through her high doses of narcotic pain medication. 
The book that Hazel reads in the movie is just the four pages I wrote printed over and over again hundreds of times. I have a copy of it in my house; it’s my only souvenir from the movie set.
shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well
barack-obottm:

i’ve been drinking, i’ve been drinking

  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*

allteensrelate:

911: how can I help you?

me: there’s a spider and I’m scared

(via greed)